Author Archives: Professor Mortis
June 30th, 2013: Dinosaurus! (1960)
June 29th, 2013: 20 Million Miles to Earth
June 28th, 2013: Spaceballs (1987)
Stop Entertainment Cannibalism: The Mortis Manifesto (updated for 2013)
A few years back I wrote the Mortis Manifesto. I intended to update it, but with the possible exception of adding in some brands and one line about “Strong Female Characters”, I didn’t need to do much. Please note that my tongue is only partly in my cheek.
By decree of Professor Mortis the following will be done:








